Do-it-yourself Tazer

A must-have for any writer going to a conference in the near future. Be sure to keep this handy abduct...er...self-defense tool nearby when agents and editors fling themselves at you to rip your sure-to-be-bestselling manuscript from your hands. Make sure they keep their distance with a few zaps until they've agreed to your every demand, including the 7-figure advance, national publicity campaign, and 25-city tour. Then you can let them out of the janitor's clos...I mean, sign your book contract with a feeling of safety and security that only a Tazer can bring.



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Warning: This blog offers no insurance against lawsuits and/or being blacklisted from the publishing industry entirely should you attempt any or all of the suggestions it offers.


I see that (evil) smile.