Found this and thought it worth sharing:
- The small boat glided gently across the pond, exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds that had also never met.
- His thoughts tumbled around in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without any Cling Free.
- He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree.
- Her eyes were like big brown circles with little black circles in the middle.
- His vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Want to take a shot at making up your own terrible comparisons?
I see that smile.
These are great! Thanks for posting these!