I’d love to see…

…someone write a story where this sort of armor plays a pivotal part in the plot.

http://www.pitbullarmory.com/dog-armor.html

Yes, this can be made to order.

However, I will be insanely envious of anyone who can include this sort of armor in a story, in any way:

http://www.pitbullarmory.com/Squirrel-armor.html

First off, if you have a pet squirrel, let me know. Second, if you can get it to sit still enough to dress it, I’m incredibly impressed. Third, if you can train it to attack people with such a tiny sword, and in full armor, that might turn out to be one of the most cute, yet terrifying things I’ve ever seen.

I am also going to predict that we’ll start seeing YouTube vids of people’s armored dogs, cats and squirrels, plus whatever other animals one might be in the mood to strap metal plates to.

I see that smile.