So let’s see what we’ve got:
Strange object crash-landing from space. Check.
Remote area of the world. Check.
Noxious odors and mysterious illnesses. Check.
Does anyone suspect that we’re going to start hearing about pod people or zombies soon? We’ve even got scientists giving reassuring claims that there’s nothing to fear. Basically the “Nothing to see here, no danger at all, move right along—ahhhh! Aliens eating my brains!” type spiel that we’ve come to expect from such global conspiracy cover-ups.
Cast your votes. Are we all going to become mindless drones, or is this the first sign of a war of the worlds? This is Josh reporting for your Weird News Weekend.
I see that smile.
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