Actually, I’m not sure I’m so good at pontificating. Rambling? Sure. Doesn’t sound as cool, though.
Anyways, thanks to a friend I met through the same writing conference I met my agent at, I’ve been invited to give a talk to the Boulder Writers Group next Saturday. The topic is “Literary Agents and You,” where I get to review all the things I’ve learned through years of trial and error before signing on with my agent.
Best piece of advice? Agents really love it when you track down their home address and show up there (preferably when they’re having breakfast in their bathrobe), asking them to read your manuscript–because, you know, it’s the personal touch that matters. Oh, and blank checks. Agents are all about bribes. If anyone wants to bribe an agent of their choice, just send a blank check my way with instructions on who you’d like me to get it to.
As far as the talk goes, if anyone’s in the area and would like to attend, check out the group’s page on Meetup.com to join up and RVSP. Here are a few details:
Date: Saturday, Sept. 25th
Time: 9:30 AM
Location: Paradise Bakery and Cafe
1207 Pearl Street
Boulder, CO 80302
(303) 442-3965
Wish me luck!