I could come up with several uses for this: Rejection Letter Toilet Paper. (alternate site link)
Let’s see. “Put rejection behind you. Print your old rejections on hearty facial-quality paper.”
Takes a little fiddling with image size requirements, and might be a little pricey for some budgets.
I think a writer developed this. Or an agent or editor who wanted to get the point across to overly zealous submissions. You could also take a vicious rejection letter you received, have it printed, and then go TP the agency, or the agent’s house, if you don’t mind putting off the stalker vibe.
I’ve also heard those writing conference horror stories about writers who corner an agent in the bathroom, or slide their manuscript under the stall door while said agent is using the facilities. This could expedite the process considerably if hotels would stock the restrooms with rejection rolls while the conference is on property. The possibilities are endless…until you get to the end of the roll.
I see that smile.