A sure sign of the coming apocalypse: babies are being born at 8 pounds, 8 ounces, at 8:08 am, on 8/8/08.
Another would be when grandmothers start driving around with their grandchildren sitting on top of the car roof. This isn’t like forgetting your coffee cup or briefcase up there…
And after a customer was beheaded on one of their buses, Greyhound decided to pull an ad campaign which extolled the relaxing nature of their company, saying, “there’s a reason you’ve never heard of ‘bus rage.'”
I see that smile.