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Zombie power plants?

In this edition of “Where do writers get their ideas?”, through this article, we learn that a crematorium over in the UK is looking into “technology to reclaim some of the energy lost in the cremation process.”

To quote: “Although the technology is still in its proving stages, the crematorium hopes to have new generators that will capture and reuse the excess heat created by the cremation process to heat and eventually power the facility.”
Yeah. Can’t see any way that this could go wrong. Not like ghosts are going to start pouring out of electrical sockets, or a bunch of zombies are going to rise up to hunt down their stolen life force. Nah.

How else do you envision this destroying the world? Or at least reducing the population by 75%.
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